Charlie is a great kisser. The
way he moves his tongue is
heavenly and so appealing. I
lovehis touch and the
way he gets me raring to go.

-Asher Koontz,
womanizer extroardinare

Charlie Muzi is the picture of humor and grace. He is super funny and great with the ladies.
Charles is also a super awesome runner and will go the distance for you...

-Lily O'Neill,
burn victim

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-Megan Bradley,
master builder

Charlie's great, but I'd like
him a lot more if he got a
prom date...
or if media queries worked...
or if I understood components...

-Jesse Cogburn,
react.js reject