picture of charlie being hella nonchalant; he doesn't give a damn

BAM! I bet you're wondering who this handsome little devil is...
Fear not! This is the great Charlie Muzi, the pinnacle of masculinity in the modern age.
Anything you need done, Charlie can do that and more. Please go with him to prom.

Charlie enjoys:

  • Running very fast miles...
  • Sailing at camp seagull...
  • Being handsome...
  • Listening to country music...
  • and going to prom with attractive women!

So why should YOU go to
prom with CHARLIE?????

charlie is the chicago grip reaper

He's the number one most requested member in homecoming photos:

fancy pic of charlie and emma

Top 3 reasons to go to prom with Charlie:

  1. He will say yes probably (he has a lot of offers)
  2. You will get fantastic pictures
  3. He will pay for dinner

Around here, we call that the best deal in town!
Better pick him up now before some other
lucky lass gets the chance to...